a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows
"What do you play? The Clarinet, you? I play the fucking HAMMER"
I MEAN THE OTHER PLAYER’S FACES THO
the dude in the back knew it was coming, the other dude forgot
Today, someone in class saw my ‘I love guns and coffee’ patch that I have on my backpack and said, “Oh, wow! I really like that patch. It’s so cute. But, it’s funny - you don’t look like a gun person.”
…What do gun people look like?
the worst part about being a Canadian child was colouring in Nunavut
Chilean: I feel you
Senpais and frandos
Sorry these aren’t great ;_;
what are you talking about these are all super great omfg ;w;
thank you so much
senpaithese are amazing ;u;
Wooooah it’s a Blitzu! Thanks millions, all of these are really fabby and my heart skipped when I recognised that little blue and yellow sod.
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